Why Cyclists Don't Urinate While Riding: A Male Cyclist's Perspective

The Myth Debunked: Urinating While Cycling

When watching male cyclists during the Tour de France, I've noticed a common belief that they manage to stay astride their bikes or continue riding even while 'on the go.' However, as a fellow male cyclist who has personally raced competitively, I can confidently state that I've never and will never pee while still on my bike. The idea of using the bathroom on a moving bike is not only impractical but also incredibly messy and undesirable. In fact, the mere thought of it is enough to make anyone stop and seek a more appropriate solution.

Why Urinating on a Moving Bike Doesn't Make Sense

There are several major reasons why this is a bad idea. First and foremost, it is incredibly difficult to urinate while riding. The motion and position required to achieve urination while on a moving bike defies the natural human body's ability to control such involuntary reflexes under such conditions. Moreover, it is inherently messy. Imagine having to hold a stream of urine in a raging stream or ocean while in movement—difficult, to say the least. In cycling attire, it would be even more problematic due to the close fit and the need to maintain balance and speed.

A Personal Experience: Urinating During a Pro Race

One instance that comes to mind is during a professional road race in Mexico where I was riding alongside legendary cyclist Greg LeMond. It was a grueling event, and I found myself in such a dire situation that I had no choice but to attempt to urinate while riding. At 20-25 miles per hour, the sheer speed made it nearly impossible to achieve any kind of consistency in my urination stream. The wind immediately disrupts any attempt, often blowing it in all directions, and I found that much of it ended up returning to me.

The Pragmatic Solution: Stopping to Use the Bathroom

After a few futile attempts, it became clear that the only logical course of action was to stop. Stopping to take care of one's needs is necessary for maintaining hygiene and comfort. In a competitive setting like a pro race, stopping to relieve oneself is the preferred and more practical choice. Stopping allows the rider to take their time, ensuring that they can effectively and hygienically complete the process, and then quickly return to the race.

Conclusion: Why Cyclists Never Urinate on Moving Bicycles

It's simply not done, except in extreme situations such as a 24-hour time trial where urine collection systems are used. These systems, however, are designed with practicality and hygiene in mind, addressing the need for cyclists to remove themselves from the saddle to relieve themselves. In everyday cycling, the best approach is to stop, use the bathroom, and then rejoin the race. The risk of embarrassment and the potential for losing valuable time by trying to hold it in far outweigh the supposed benefits of urinating on the bike.