Exploring the World of Professional Wrestling: My Imagined WWE Stage Names

Have you ever dreamed of being a professional wrestler in the WWE? In this article, I will share some of the stage names I would have chosen and the concepts behind them if I were to join the WWE. Along with these stage names, I'll also explore my wrestling styles and personas.

Ripley Scivage: Untapped Wild Calculated Wrestler

Imagine being a wrestler with the name Ripley Scivage—Ripley, meaning untapped land or untapped talent, combined with Scivage, which is a blend of Savage (representing a wild person) and Sci ( referring to science).

In the ring, Ripley Scivage would be a brutal technical wrestler, a mix of raw power and calculated moves. As a heel wrestler, Ripley would never talk and maintain an intense focus on claiming every piece of hardware available. This name perfectly encapsulates a wrestler who is both untapped and full of wild potential, ready to unleash their calculated wrestling skills on the opponent.

The Phenomenon Johnny Garvin or Wee Willie Winkie: A Brutal Technician

As a heel wrestler, I would adopt the ring name The Phenomenon Johnny Garvin or Wee Willie Winkie. Under these personas, I would be a full-size or midget wrestler, respectively. My wrestling style would be that of a brutal technician, where subtlety and precision would be key in every move. The Phenomenon Johnny Garvin would represent a force to be reckoned with, while Wee Willie Winkie would bring the charm and agility of a smaller, stealthy opponent.

HPK: The Hemophiliac Kid and Dixie Normus: A Tag Team Protagonist

During my time as a singles wrestler, I would be known as HPK, an homage to Hemophiliac Kid, a character known for his unique wrestling style. In the tag team landscape, I would be one half of the Dixie Boys, teaming up with Dixie Rex as Dixie Normus. Our style would be a blend of technical wrestling and innovative tag team tactics, making us a formidable and unpredictable duo.

The Notorious O.N.E KJ Stylez: A Streetwise Phenomenon

For a hardcore and streetwise character, I would adopt the ring name The Notorious O.N.E KJ Stylez. My entrance music would be California Love by Tupac and Dr. Dre, setting the scene for a rebellious and charismatic wrestler. My finishing move, the Cobra Clutch DDT, would be called The First Degree, a move that combines precision and power, delivering a powerful finish to my opponents.

Jessie: The Jobber and Obsolete Knight

As an older wrestler, I would nickname myself Jessie the Jobber. This persona would represent a character who is no longer suited for the hardcore wrestling circuits but is still there to entertain the fans. Jessie's tagline would be "I'm way too old to be a wrestler now," but I would still be around for folks to get over. Unfortunately, my career would be cut short due to a series of injuries, including a shattered hip, knee, and possibly my spleen.

Phantom Renegade: A Dark and Mysterious Wrestler

For a dark and mysterious character, I would name myself Phantom Renegade, a dark persona with playful undertones. With my medium height of 5'7", I would embody a hybrid wrestling style, combining high-flying moves, a bit of cheating, and MMA skills. Influenced by Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Jeff Hardy, CM Punk, and Brock Lesnar, I would create a unique and memorable wrestler.

My promos would be a fusion of The Rock, CM Punk, Eddie Guerrero, and Stone Cold Steve Austin, breaking the fourth wall from time to time. In essence, I would be a character like Deadpool from the comic book world, combining the intensity of a professional wrestler with the quirkiness of a comic book hero. This persona would be complete with face paint and a mask, making for a visually striking and entertaining character.

While the world of professional wrestling has much to offer, it's important to recognize the physical and mental toll it takes on the athletes. My love for wrestling stems from a desire to entertain and connect with fans, rather than material success or fame.

In conclusion, if given the opportunity to be a professional wrestler, I would choose a name and persona that reflects my unique style and passion for the sport. From Ripley Scivage to Phantom Renegade, each name and character represents a different aspect of my imagined wrestling journey. While it might not be in the WWE, every wrestler's journey is as unique and powerful as the characters they embody.